There’s something special about a bluebird day on the ice. The sun’s bouncing off the frozen lake like a disco ball, we’ve got lawn chairs dug into a few inches of slush, and the only sound is the sizzle of a tiny propane heater and the distant caw of a very judgmental crow.
Oh, and we’re high. Like, LPC high.
It started like any other good ol’ Montana ice fishing day. A little too early, a lot too cold, and the first “You got the bait?”moment of panic. But the vibe was right. We sparked up a pre-roll of that LPC Lemon Tree, and suddenly the frostbite didn’t bite so hard. The auger went down smoother, the chairs felt cushier, and even Gary’s terrible fishing jokes were tolerable (not funny, but… tolerable).
We were settling into the zen of the moment—ice, peace, and prerolls—when my line gave a twitch. Then another. Then yanked like I’d just hooked a full-grown moose in Carhartts.
I panicked. Reeled like I was on Deadliest Catch. Everyone gathered around, expecting a prehistoric lake trout or maybe a sunken six-pack from 1993. But when it finally popped out of the hole…
It wasn’t a fish.
It was a Groove.
A full-blown, perfectly sealed Groove THC vape cart emerged from the icy depths, glistening like the Holy Grail for stoners. It floated there in the slush like Poseidon himself wanted us to vibe a little harder.
We lost it.
Gary dropped his jerky. Matt tried to hug me and slipped straight onto his ass. I held it up like Simba in The Lion King. It even hummed.
Naturally, we took it as a sign from the weed gods. A sacred offering. We popped that bad boy into a battery, passed it around the circle, and suddenly the lake seemed warmer, the sky brighter, and someone swore they saw a mermaid wink from under the ice (okay, that was probably the Lemon Tree again).
So yeah, we didn’t catch any fish that day. But we did pull up something better:
A new appreciation for the high life, unexpected miracles, and the fact that if you’re sitting on a frozen lake in Montana with your best buds and a stash of LPC + Groove products… you’re doing it right.
Next time, we’re fishing for edibles.
